No girlfriend in the backseat? WTF. Someone explain this to me I must be getting old.

Now front seats and back seats aint what they used to be. Now the trunk maybe a problem. I had a 63 Olds 88 Coupe and 68 Buick 225 in high school but I still got in lots of trouble with my girlfriend in my parents 77 Rabbit 4 dr. "Son what are you doing back there" "Our Latin home work Officer. We are conjugating Latin verbs lingui, lingus, lingua, Cunning......"

If your girlfriend is that ugly she cant ride in the backseat maybe you should consider hauling her around in stock trailer. Lots of extra room for her shopping spree at Tractor Supply and Booth Feeds!

Dave Apker and the collies